Want to wear clothes sewn by the slickest—albeit creepiest—tailor of all time? Christopher Walken is a veritable sewing machine sensei in this new ad by Danish clothing company Jack & Jones. It's one of five videos with the tagline "Made from Cool," and Walken does not disappoint. Here, he's so slick, he can fold a shirt perfectly with a single snap of the wrist and doesn't even need to deploy his most famous weapon—his widely imitated voice. Unfortunately, Jack & Jones has blocked their other four ads in all English-speaking countries.