Are you looking for a vintage, hip, indie, artisanal, open-minded vacation? Welcome to Holland. A new ad, Holland, The Original Cool, created by the Dutch government to lure American tourists to Amsterdam, appears to promise travelers a cooler version of Brooklyn. Who knew that the city’s main airport had a library and grand piano for travelers to play? Or that pretty much everyone there speaks English--except for one crotchety old guy who will make fun of you for butchering the pronunciation of Van Gogh?