Please paint me Bill Murray catching a bank robber using only his charm while members of the Tokyo police force shield themselves behind him?

Please paint me the original Power Rangers MegaZord struggling to find space on a commuter train whilst watching ‘the Thick of it’ on his iPad.

Please paint me the brave little toaster (from the children’s animation film) in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ‘I cant believe its not butter’ on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914!

Please paint me Moby throwing ninja stars at a melancholic badger whilst eating a Papa John’s Pizza in Lidl in Shrewsbury. Moby is wearing an Admiral England shirt, Bermuda shorts and 18-hole DMs. The badger is sat in Spielberg’s directors chair and smoking a pipe.

Please paint me a guinea pig version of Burt Reynolds on a sun lounger being served drinks by Hulk Hogan wearing only the top half of a tuxedo.

Please paint me Jimi Hendrix explaining to an owl on his shoulder what a stick of chalk is, near a forest.

Please paint me Morrissey eating a horse.

Please paint me Predator eating udon with retractable wrist chopsticks.

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This Guy Will Paint Any Insane Thing Inside Your Head

Something on your mind? Jim’ll Paint It. In Paint.

Sometimes you’ve got a mental image—say, the creature from Predator eating udon noodles with retractable wrist chopsticks—that you have to get out of your head.

Enter Jim, of the Tumblr Jim’llpaintit. As Jim explains on the site, he’s "here to make your wildest dreams a reality using nothing but Microsoft Paint (no tablets, no touch-ups). Ask me to paint anything you wish and I will try no matter how specific or surreal your demands. While there aren’t enough hours in the day to physically paint every suggestion, I will consider them all. Bonus points for originality and humor. Use your imagination!"

Clearly participants have taken him up on that last part, as submitted and executed ideas range from Morrissey eating a horse to British public figures in all manner of unusual situations in supermarkets and on street corners.

Have a look at some highlights in the slide show above.

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